I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Your cock deserves a montage
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?