They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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