At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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