This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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