Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
