i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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