Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
