Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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