ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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