yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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