we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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