Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i love accidental penises.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
