so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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