More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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