So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Hippo gnu deer
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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