i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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