marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I understand Curling. That high.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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