have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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