Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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