Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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