I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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