Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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