we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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