Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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