Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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