Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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