Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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