Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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