rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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