People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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