she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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