if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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