would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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