I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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