Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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