yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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