The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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