i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
false alarm. still invincible.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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