Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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