HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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