Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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