dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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