I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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