i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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