Christians are straight up FREAKS
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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