Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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