did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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