My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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