therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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