I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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