Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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