She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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