My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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