If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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