porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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