what if I'm pregnant?
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Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I think your dad took our porno
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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