That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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