Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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